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owatexample of pedosexual language
a night staff, all of a sudden: "i love you!" (i can count on one hand how many women have ever told me this)
i: "why do you love me?"
she: "what is there not to love about you? youre a teddybear!"
next time i see her: "can i get a hug from you?"
she: why would i want to hug you?
i: you said last time i was a teddybear?
she: i didnt mean that sort of teddy. i mean the other sort.
ok, decyphering mode, this took a couple of days. "teddy" rhymes with "peddy", thus a teddybear is pedosexual for a soft girl (im a guy, but i constantly hear i act and look like a teenage woman, i cant really do anything about it) who likes to "hug" little boys penises with her vagina.
i know this makes zero sense, but this is how shadowlanguage works. its like the sphinx riddle, only in inverse. its not supposed to make you wiser, just more corrupt.
a night staff, all of a sudden: "i love you!" (i can count on one hand how many women have ever told me this)
i: "why do you love me?"
she: "what is there not to love about you? youre a teddybear!"
next time i see her: "can i get a hug from you?"
she: why would i want to hug you?
i: you said last time i was a teddybear?
she: i didnt mean that sort of teddy. i mean the other sort.
ok, decyphering mode, this took a couple of days. "teddy" rhymes with "peddy", thus a teddybear is pedosexual for a soft girl (im a guy, but i constantly hear i act and look like a teenage woman, i cant really do anything about it) who likes to "hug" little boys penises with her vagina.
i know this makes zero sense, but this is how shadowlanguage works. its like the sphinx riddle, only in inverse. its not supposed to make you wiser, just more corrupt.
